Songs
Wi na Hasher fu Sranan
Wi na dyadya Hasherman
Wins’alen ef faya son
W’e waka waka waka
Sondro fu fadon
Dring a djogo now now now.
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Wi na Hasher fu Sranan
Wi na Hasher dat w’e tan
Faya weri ef alen
Un alamala tan
Dyadya Hasherman
Swar’a djogo go go go
Song of the week: The INTERNATIONAL Hash House
Harriers Hymn (a.k.a. The Hashonal Anthem)
Swing low, sweet chariot,
Coming forth to carry me home,
Swing low, sweet chariot,
Coming forth to carry me home.
I looked over Jordan and what did I see,
Coming forth to carry me home,
A band of angels coming after me,
Coming forth to carry me home.
If you get there before I do,
Coming forth to carry me home,
Tell all my friends that I'm coming too,
Coming forth to carry me home.
Sometimes I’m up, sometimes I’m down,
Coming forth to carry me home,
But still my soul is heaven bound.
Coming forth to carry me home.
On On.
English Hash Songs
1) THE BALL OF KIRRIEMUIR
Four and twenty virgins,
Came down from Inverness,
And when the ball was over,
There were four and twenty less,
CHORUS:
Singing balls to your partner,
Ass against the wall,
If you never get shagged on a Satuday hash,
You'll never get shagged at all.
Drink it down, down, down, down…
2) GIVE ME THAT GOOD OLD VINO
I like my […] - it helps me […],
But give me that good old vino.
I like my vino, it gives me a stand supremo.
CHORUS:
Aye, yi-yi-yi,
Si, si, senora,
My sister Belinda she pissed out the window,
All over my brand new sombrero.
3) A FRENCHMAN WENT TO THE LAVATORY
A Frenchman went to the lavatory,
For to have a jolly good shit (shit shit)
He took his pants and trousers down
So that he could revel in it (it it)
But when he reached out for the paper
He found that someone had been there before.
“Ou est le papier? Ou est le papier?
Monsieur, Monsieur, Je fait manure
Ou est le Papier? Ou est le papier?”
Drink it down, down, down. . .
4) HARES’ SONG
Leader: And the hairs,
Pack: And the hairs,
Leader: And the hairs,
Pack: And the hairs,
All: And the hairs on her dicky-di-doe,
Hang down to her knees.
(Leader: How many?)
One black one, one white one,
And one with a bit of shite on,
And the hairs on her dicky-di-doe,
Hang down to her knees.
Drink it, drink it, down down down!
5) ZULU WARRIOR
Aya, zooma zooma zooma,
Aya, zooma zooma hey!
Drink it down you Zulu warrior,
Drink it down you Zulu chief,
Drink it down you Zulu warrior,
Drink it down you Zulu chief, chief, chief!
6) ODE TO BEER (Beethoven’s 9th Symphony)
How much beer has he been drinking?
He is looking really lit.
As we sing here aren't we thinking,
"Do we really give a shit?"
Who's this wanker, so unseemly,
That his mom would surely frown?
Grab that beer and hold it firmly,
Drink it, drink it, down down down!
7) DOUGH, RAY, ME
Dough, the stuff, that buys me beer,
Ray, the guy who serves me beer,
Me, the guy, who drinks me beer,
Fa, a long way to the john,
So, I'll have another beer,
La, I'll have another beer,
Tea, no thanks I'll have a beer,
And that brings us back to,
Down down down down down